Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Homemade Cookies To Dunk In Milk

A deluge

This morning at dawn, as I was reading chair in a very gripping novel, is a thunderstorm broke out as I had never heard. Thunder and lightning almost simultaneous, two-hundred-hour winds, heavy rain, uprooted trees imagined, crumpled billboards, roof tiles and cornices everywhere, roofless roofs, cars swept away by the fury of water, destroyed shops, tents and perhaps untapped people life-threatening. A full-blown hurricane. Then, suddenly, the total calm. I just feel the trickle of a gutter. Still terrified of thunder and roar, undecided whether to go to see the damage or try to sleep, I was in the chair. At my age I could in no case be useful out to see the damage. Half asleep I thought I heard the horn of a coach warned that the imminent departure of the nearby hotel guests. So as I was went to see the disasters caused by the storm, but there was no disaster, everything was in place as the night before, an order which reigned everywhere in fact I had never seen. The trees were in bloom, many small purple flower beds, no machine in the second row, the sidewalks clean and free of dog excrement or garbage bags nor cigarette butts on the ground near the bins. On the road went silent machines and electric motors. In the bar, the bartender was smiling, seemed to make coffee and cappuccino amused him a lot, greeted me kindly, the girl from the bench handing out brioche and croissants as if distributing the sweets of her marriage. In tobacco the operator usually grumpy treated me like I'm his favorite customer, bought the stamps and I wanted to give away a stick of candy. The guy told me to get the hardware to show me a new kind of universal screwdriver. The church bells sounded softly in the Piazza "Michelle" by the Beatles. In front of the church, an old diesel truck had become a thicket of rhododendrons. A young policeman was helping old ladies cross the street. From the ice cream came out with young gay huge ice cream cones with cream. I went too, the ice cream was a beautiful redhead with blue eyes wearing a skirt of tulle through which a glimpse of the pants color raspberry, lemon-colored bodice. In the square hung the scent of coffee and freshly baked pastries. Instead of posters advertising the RCV were the ballets and concerts. I was reminded of a film by Frank Capra. I was awakened by the Speaker of the Rai and emotional voice was giving the news that the hurricane had hit the city. There was destruction everywhere, untold damage and some casualties. Mr A Northern League pulled from the water pouring was saved by an African veditore bags instead a child is protected because it was miraculously saved by a wall of the AN election posters stuck between two trees. I feel insane, I had dreamed? Where the dream began and where the reality? The church bells sounded the death knell, I saw the disaster from the windows into the street. People are fighting over the parking lot.
Yes, it was just a dream in which everything was nice and tidy, the people friendly and helpful as we would like it always was too good to be true. I went back in my comfortable chair, swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills with a glass of port and I went back to read ...

EM

Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Invitation Wording To Pay Own

A chicken leg

When the United States in my son's house, one of the things that amuses me is to take over the management of the kitchen, with great relief that my daughter, instead of cooking you prefer to be with my grandchildren or treat the beds of their garden. I take a car and go to one of these huge supermarket KA Indiana that are not far away. Is there really to lose, it takes days for orientation and to know a sure where to look things up. Everything you can find fresh or cooked and frozen or vacuum-packed and presented in a hundred different ways. I begin the enormous area of \u200b\u200bvegetables where there is vermente everything from pumpkins to radishes, fresh and always kept under a pulvuscolo water that increases the appearance of freshly picked. The counter in the meat and fish will be about twenty feet long, the area of \u200b\u200bthe bread oven and has the same view where you can take all kinds of freshly baked bread. For milk is really embarrassing, dozens of types of milk packs a gallon, there is to do a search to find what seems the most fair. Filled the truck, I was one day going through the frozen area that had always snubbed, heading towards the speakers, when my eye fell casually on a package that struck me the photo bellazza a leg of roast chicken. It was so inviting that I decided to throw in the cart. I arrived home after putting in place everything that I bought, I took this box with the thigh and, with particular attention to be situated in a coscietta opened it carefully vacuum packed. First disappointment was the mid-thigh depicted on the picture. "How to cook it?" I went to ask my daughter "I do not know, try to put it in the oven." That 's what I have done it after thawing. But here is another surprise, it was still hard as before. I tried to take a bite but I did wrong to the teeth.
Then threw it into boiling water and let it boil for a long time '. But it was nothing, now remained an object of a color between gray and brown, completely inedible. So I took what was a chicken leg, I took her in the garage, put a wheel under the car heavier and doing idietro forward and we spent over a dozen times. Finally it was flat and it seemed to me an object worthy of attention. In garage all Americans have a working angle with the equipment for woodwork. So I took a piece of wood, painted it in ivory, we glued on the leg that was now become quite an informal painting and covered with a transparent varnish. When it was dried properly put it in a setting of natural wood el'appesi the entrance of the house. The KA I signed the name of the supermarket, but who asked me the name of the left believe that maybe it was an 'early work by Karl Appel, the famous Dutch painter informal recently passed away.
Word spread and many came specially to see it.
So that the house was filled with so many chickens in admiration of the famous work of Appel.

EM